God this guy isn’t gonna stop slobbing Putin’s knob is he?

Just chill, Donnie. The markets can smell your fear.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

EVERYONE LOVES

MAGICAL TREVOR

Edit: beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans yeah yeah

Edit2: hey guys did weebls stuff predict Lemmy memes?

HONK!

Is there any explanation to him doing this other than him clogging a low flow toilet?

I guarantee you be clogged a low flow toilet and got embarrassed.

Send separate emails. Schedule them 15 minutes apart.

Again, I never said I’ve done poorly since COVID.

I’ve just managed to turn the current instability into profits. Ive done better this month, as I have set aggressive positions against the market in preparation.

When I mentioned COVID, I was mentioning, you know, the biggest drop in the market since the current one.

I sorta was this was, but COVID wrecked my gains because I failed to exit. This time I swore to myself I wouldn’t let it happen again.

In some states, after a year lease is fulfilled, if no future negotiations are made, the lease becomes a month-to-month contract.

Even still, not only is there no way that you have to pay for May or June without having signed anything, you very likely provided them with some kind of sign on collateral like most lease deals require, like first and last month’s rent, plus security deposit, something like that. That should all be coming back to you.

No doubt he (Elon) has (propped up the stock from the white house), and is. TSLZ has been a wild ride. But every time I consider getting off that roller coaster I just say “nah. Fuck him.” And let it ride. I only put $1000 in TSLZ and that’s like $2500 now I think. Idgaf if I lose all that; that’s now a principal investment :)

And yeah you probably right. But anybody who has a full time job and a 401k is out here mindlessly investing in TSLA through their 401k, I’m out here trying to take money out of Elons bank.

And to those that don’t have a full-time job and are, I guess for lack of a better word, otherwise envious…

I built my own stock portfolio on ~$20 a week out of a part time check from a brewery, starting in 2009. Y’all can do the same (well actually, we’ll see…). Vote with your dollar, etc.

Not everything. But yeah, I used them to buffer damage my portfolio would have otherwise taken, and then made aggressive puts against highly volatile stocks like RDDT and DJT. Bought dumb sounding options for pennies, selling them for dollars.

Prior to inauguration day, I balanced my portfolio to favor bets against the s&p 500 (SQQQ, TSLZ, SPXS, …)

I kept enough of my exposure to the s&p 500 to not be an idiot here. Basically while the s&p went down $1, I went up about $1.25. and also the opposite.

Then, as my assumptions appeared correct, I starting making aggressive puts against DJT, RDDT, and many others. Employing a common bear market technique referred to as “shopping for lottery tickets.”

But whatever, haters gonna hate. :)

lol ok not here to argue or prove anything.

Today’s not looking good because Donnie is giving a talk and DJT is getting another bounce, but if it sinks back below $15 before May, I’ll cash in another ~$10k.

Who said I missed it??

I’m doing exceptionally well this month.

I’ve learned from being an adult through four crashes.

My portfolio has literally done better this month than any month in its history. 🤷

Edit: doubt or hate all you want lmao. Not here to argue.

So I kinda felt like Kanye was trying to wreck his image and get out of the game/spotlight

I similarly think trump is saying this to continue to crash the economy. Elons little autism flare up (Sig Heil salute) was the start of this epic tumble. I feel like he’s just kicking the can at this point.

It’s a weird situation. Billionaires successfully dissolved the left into factions of people who all in-fight over whether or not you’re allowed to say retard, or the n word (hey look I must be one of them). Identity politics. Really unimportant nonsense.

They also successfully got the right to worship billionaires.

Not to get too tin foil hat, but at this point I think it’s safe to say reddit was a psyop.

Vermont and Texas are allowed, they never signed.

Lol yep. Also here from the reason for which you only care about a lot if you have done some kind of web develooment.

Edit: Jesus I just reread that. I literally just ripped the bong. Was a dumb sentence. I’ll leave it.