my kids will never be smarter than AI
Sam Altman 2025
Call a doctor.
So he fired the Nanny in favor if chat GPT?
wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.
It just goes to show. Financial success doesn’t equal a good person (or parent, in this case)
Pretty sure it’s an inverse correlation or maybe a bell curve with some outliers on either end.
You know what? I believe him.
Why would you admit you’re a complete moron like that?
Because other complete morons will now buy the product?
I would do it if it got me a million dollars
Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.
oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor’s appointment so i wasn’t there. the way they tell it, i’m the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i’m at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.
my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.
Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.
Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can’t wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL
I mean it’s fair enough. It’s not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.
plus it’s such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can’t largely figure out on your own
hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what’s going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out…
Is that a man or is that a cockroach in a human suit ?
I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
Drugs
Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths
I don’t. I’m sure of it.
Power does things to people
So does an insular community
ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”
A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid. Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family
He’s a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.
Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️🩹
Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off
Yeah his emotional intelligence is off, but his IQ is fine and ethics are okay. I will contact him to try and help.
His ethics are absolutely not ok lol
ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.
If you don’t know how to use it.
Sam Altman: “My baby won’t stop crying, what can I do?”
ChatGPT: “Have you tried violently shaking it?”
Sam Altman: “My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?”
ChatGPT: “I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied…”
I’m not empathetic with psychos like him, especially when he’s not seeking therapy and wants to destroy the world instead.
Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.
Like holy shit you can’t write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.
Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.
