• GeekFTW@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor’s appointment so i wasn’t there. the way they tell it, i’m the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i’m at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.

      my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.

  • LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 months ago

    Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can’t wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL

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    2 months ago

    ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”

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    2 months ago

    A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid. Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

    He’s a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

    Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

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      2 months ago

      I’m not empathetic with psychos like him, especially when he’s not seeking therapy and wants to destroy the world instead.

    • Tony Bark@pawb.socialOP
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      2 months ago

      ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.

    Like holy shit you can’t write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.

  • kautau@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.

    Instead he used his child as an experiment.

    “Hey dad, are you proud of me?”

    “I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”

  • ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child–of experiencing fatherhood–is a big reason for having babies.

    not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you’re never going to get to really enjoy that ride.

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can’t read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an “artificial intelligence”?

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      2 months ago

      To be fair, programmers don’t make great dads, it’s rather hard to program your kid

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler’s orange hair twin

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    2 months ago

    “Those first few weeks it was constantly,” he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.

    Dude, I wouldn’t trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂