Poeng.link
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago

It's a trap

i.imgur.com

message-square
22
link
fedilink
719

It's a trap

i.imgur.com

kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago
message-square
22
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    24 days ago

    Hey, someone I haven’t spoken to in years is messaging me…oh

    • atlien51@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      23 days ago

      I thought maybe they remembered they care about-

      Oh.

  • AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    23 days ago

    I’m the guy but instead of a pyramid scheme I’m just trying to get all of my friends to install Linux and switch to fediverse social platforms

    • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      23 days ago

      • AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        22 days ago

        It’s beautiful <3

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      23 days ago

      Also me but instead of a pyramid scheme or Linux, it’s socialism.

      • AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        23 days ago

        I do that too 😅 I’m getting better at avoiding the scary trigger words and getting them to agree with the principles

  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    edit-2
    24 days ago

    Thinking about that time I posted online that it was my last day of college classes so I could only get dumber from there on out, and someone I hadn’t talked to since high school wrote a reply in agreement and my response to them was “It’s like what Smash Mouth said: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’”

  • Dem Bosain@midwest.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    24 days ago

    It’s not a pyramid, it’s an inverted Delta. And that puts you right at the top.

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    24 days ago

    I play a game of “how long until they try to sell me shit” when one of them messages me. Its funny because they get better at tip toeing around all of it for weeks then they stop talking to me completely.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    24 days ago

    Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He’s all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

    I decided to not reconnect after all.

    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      24 days ago

      That would be a perfect cover story if he’s like a super spy, or something.

  • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    24 days ago

    It’s either that or investment/disability insurance

  • arin@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    24 days ago

    Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend’s case

    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      23 days ago

      He is your friend no more.

      • arin@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        23 days ago

        Ah yes ex friend forgot to mention

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    24 days ago

    The business…

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    24 days ago

    What is he actually holding?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      24 days ago

      Good eye, it’s actually a cube.

      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        23 days ago

        FTFY

        side note, does anyone know some actually decent software for mobile with this functionality? I ended up making that image faster in google slides than finding a software with the super advanced functionality of pasting an image on another. everything i found was A) some photo editor with no such functionality B) some AI shit or most often C)both

        • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          23 days ago

          imgflip is what i use, just find the source image of the meme and add text to it. its a website btw

          • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            22 days ago

            thank you

  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    24 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    24 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • Googledotcom@lemm.eeBanned from community
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    24 days ago

    Removed by mod

Funny@sh.itjust.works

funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 376 users / day
  • 1.99K users / week
  • 6.65K users / month
  • 14.2K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 10.6K subscribers
  • 855 Posts
  • 8.71K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
  • example@reddthat.com
  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org