Because I need money

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

The newest member of the Sickos Committee.

You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.

How many consoles look like toilets?