Well played
Soy… it’s come to this…
…and then I got you this video, which starts with “…And then the Fire Nation attacked”…
My sensibilities have been aSalted by this joke.
Kikkoman, when he’s down.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.
CW: discussion of alcohol flavors
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Try tamari if you’ve never had it and you can get down with something richer. Think of how Kikkoman’s alcohol-ferment side is like a crisp fizzy Japanese lager. In a tamari, that aspect is like the flavors of a barrel-aged doppelbock that a monk would drink to get through a fast. But without being sweet or heavy!
I’ve seen it in midrange gringo grocery stores, but it’s worth a trip to wherever you can find it.
That joke was soy bad.
Don’t be too salty about it.
Soy vey
You don’t choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you
Oh well, tamari’s another day
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