!dadjokes@lemmy.world
Gentle comedy rule
…but I changed my mind.
Tide!
I have amenities for my manatees!
Dis-gruntled!
They don’t have zippers. They just have watergates.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/23929720
100% of people were unhappy that their tent fell down.
A weatherman
They tend to fly over people’s heads.
She insisted it was carrion.
and moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.
That way I know I’ll always start off on a Goodyear!
Labracadabrador!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/57150383
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/710052
You guys groaned enough at my last pun so have another.
Cops suspect a cereal killer.
With horn-aments!
You should have seen the Luke on her face.
Because he had low Elf-esteem!
Because they’ll become a mummy.
It’s called the egg mit muffin.
Star-bucks!
Local votes are a bit more private.
Default mode: public.
Poeng Link
slothrop
Tug
Iced Raktajino
kindred
Nusm
owenfromcanada
gwl
The Picard Maneuver
Hossenfeffer
FenrirIII
Wolf Link 🐺
