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Real and Straight. Proud of Anon.
If you like anon that much why don’t you gay marry him huh
Because I can be platonically proud of him, duh.
Well ancient Greeks were famously gay so that answers that
Checkmate atheists
Idk dude, marrying another dude is kinda gay. Just stay in the closet marry a woman and cheat on her at a bath house with the homies. If it’s with another homie it ain’t gay, just practice
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Keep it up you fat pice of shit
Even if you just walk you’re still faster than people sitting on the couch.
acshually depends if you’re walking against or with the spin of the earth but whatever
Apparently the average radius of the Earth at its equator is 6,378,000m. This means that in a day, someone sitting on a couch at the equator would travel (2 * \pi * 6378,000)m, which equals 40053840m. There are around 86,400 seconds in a day, so the equatorial couch sitter travels at 464m/s (rounded to 3s.f). That’s 1040mph.
I think the average walking speed is 3pmh. Amusingly, the mph figure I calculated above is 1037 if rounded to 4s.f. rather than 3, so the speed difference between the walker and a couch sitter is literally a rounding error.
The conclusion here is something that everyone here already knew before I wrote this comment: it’s hard to make any sense of individual human health progress if we try to think of it on a planetary scale.
The mix of standard and weird US units hurts my head.
Not me, I can roll across my couch at lightning speed.
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What a miserable cunt you are, mate
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Where does it say that’s the only thing that brightens their day?
The part where they’re on 4chan, duh. ;)
If the only thing that brightens your day is coming on the internet to disparage the joy of others, your life is really dreary.
Go take a walk friend, you’ve been online too long
They can’t, they’d have a heart attack from the strain.
