The joke is they both wore pajamas to work.

His name is Hank Schrader

Information space shaping operation is when mother calls tendies, “breaded chicken cutlets”.

I’m bringing one of these to the next family BBQ

XKCD would’ve had a panel for some obscure, “Glups Theorem” regarding moving objects.

That Lifeguard needs to be fired

Colleges love to flex their local bus service. Especially if it’s a big campus in the north.

Most self-aware European

Edit: Well shit