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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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    Death always has a boner too

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      Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?

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        I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone

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          If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?

        • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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          But humans don’t have penis bones, we’re pretty unique amongst mammals that way actually.

          I just assume death is a human skeleton I guess.

          • ramble81@lemm.ee
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            You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Yeah, but how cum?

      • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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        In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other … functions work too

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        He came for the guy

  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    Throw in Big Hero 6’s Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      • Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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        I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.

      • xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works
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        Won’t make you go blind

        The fuck??

        • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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          Haven’t you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

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    Death came twice that day.

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    Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She’s got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.

      • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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        *runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*

        THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON

        • Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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          Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*

      • D_C@lemm.ee
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        That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

        Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

      • Muad'dib@sopuli.xyz
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        Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

        • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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          The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<

        • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          This is too much canon for me

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please don’t form the strap

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            jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please don’t form the strap

            :3

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              jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
              please come fuck me just because you can

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      Elastimilf

    • Nougat@fedia.io
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      I sure hope so.

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      Yeah, but he’s probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

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      So, in a way he succeded?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he’s a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔

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      Death can sweat

      So Death can cum

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Cum is stored in the balls bones.

        No wonder they’re white.

  • Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com
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    Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.

    Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.

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    Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Misread it as gum at first.

  • Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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    ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      It has surprised all of us.

    • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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      Its not just pac-man any more these days

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