Deep substrate foliated kalkite is the most mumbo jumbo Star Wars name possible. Lucas blessed the writer in this moment.
Midochlorians
It’s such a fantastic sci-fi name, since “foliated calcite” is a real thing, so they just swapped some letters out and made it sound stranger.
Not even to mention how many gigantic Khyber crystals were destroyed!
It should be cannon that the next generation of Jedi after the shitty Disney trilogy gets their kyber crystals by foraging space and the nearby planets of the death star explosion
Those would be fractured kyber crystals. Not something the Jedi would want.
You sound like someone who knows cannon far better than me, so I’ll take your word for it.
No, no…that’s not true…that’s impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Also, look at the inventory spreadsheets from last year, you can see what went into construction.
Manny Bothans died to bring us these pivot tables.
Knowing that there were hundreds, if not thousands, of civilians working on board when it blew.
Government workers and civil servants.
Hold on - are you trying to morally litigate the defensability of killing “civilians” who are working on a station whose intrinsic nature and primary purpose is a crime against sentience…?
You do you, bud.
I mean, it’s just a joke
I will never not upvote The Death Star Canteen.
