You tried downloading torrents and accidentally downloaded Tourette’s.

Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Possibly all three.

“Streets of gold? In this economy?”

I just wanted to share some neat stone carving things that were found in Pompeii, not debate about the grammar of the article.

Then. Don’t.

Those walls of text are all you, buddy.

While you’re at it, don’t put words in my mouth. I did not say the title was written by AI, I asked if it was or not. It has a “forrest for the trees” style to it commonly attributed to AI-generated writing.

Also, stop framing my saying “short people” as a pejorative instead of the descriptor I clearly used it as.

I clicked on this post because, as a child, I was infatuated with Pompeii for some reason. I had a giant color picture book detailing the history of the people and the culture leading up to the disaster. The title here made me “What?” In my head so many times I thought I’d see if anyone else had the same reaction. Doing so stepped on a lot of toes, apparently.

In 1996 a cropduster was an American hero. Thirty years later, he’d be arrested for terrorism just doing his job.

If any state in America needed to be declared a no-fly zone…

If someone made a table and said it was “nearly life-size,” every rational person would say, “So, a smaller table then?” No human is the same size, even within tightly-controlled groups.

If there’s a noticeable difference in scale it’s not “nearly” life-size then.

And the Wikipedia article you reference is about woodcarving. Try this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_relief

There are pictures of what look like statues, but they are considered reliefs because they were carved out of the unmoved rock, rather than built out of displaced stones as a statue would be.

Guys, don’t be in such a rush to defend bad grammar. AI or human, it’s poorly written.

One, “nearly life-size” means two short people. Because if it’s smaller than that it’s not “nearly.”

Two, isn’t a statue carved into a wall called a relief?

Was this written by AI?

Prove that this is only satire.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

I’d be terrified if I was on a boat and realized thee was a non-zero chance of being killed by a train.

And the seat. He got the seat.

KING ME

Ye Boju spent the rest of his life appreciating several key facts:

• he was not an official
• he criticized the Emperor instead of his leadership
• acceptance of his criticism was not protection from retaliation

Yeah, all the dogs I’ve had would require no incentive what-so-ever.

Russians when a city begins in Stalin

“You’ll be a Lenin!”

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

Is that Hugh Laurie?

“That boy is a straight-shooter with middle management written all over him.”