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True and Hetrosexual.
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Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.
How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?
if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one’s true 😂
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…
would be a hell of a restaurant tho
nah
Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick
exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.
Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.
Should have used fish hooks instead.
I appreciate the clarification.
I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.
Gut sandwich
How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.
Or one stool passing.
Yet another reason to own a bidet
