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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Breadstick

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Breadstick

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    3 days ago

    I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.

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      if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

      maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.

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        He said bread stick not pretzel.

        • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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          you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well

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            But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.

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              yes, unless it’s broken.

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        i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

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          by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:

          okay: butt plug with flared base.

          bad: crunchy food.

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            yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…

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              would be a hell of a restaurant tho

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        nah

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