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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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      Fuck you and take my upvote

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      Haha, nice.

      Maybe if we replaced the first use of koalas with “some bears”, the punchline feels like it hits a little harder.

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    Bear Necessities!

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      Ice bear approves of this comment.

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    Can you make change for an American Brown Bear?

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        It’s because Giant Pandas come with worse license terms than Adobe products.

        China owns not only your pandas, but also any offspring. Piss off Xi and your panda contract won’t be up for renewal.

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      North american brown bear is the same as grizzly.

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