How much red could a red-hat hat…
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Wondering about those “making citizens” instructions on the wall.
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•No, we have SRE at home... SRE at home:English26·6 days agolol… if they had a job that was ONLY writing unit tests, I would take it!
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•No, we have SRE at home... SRE at home:English13·6 days agoKind of the reverse… more lamenting the loss of QA and SRE roles in favor of mechanical (AI) code reviewers and non-technical persons rubber-stamping an increasingly deep pipeline that change requests must traverse.
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•No, we have SRE at home... SRE at home:English722·6 days agoWith that typo, it sounds like a personal insult. :)
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad usesEnglish41·8 days agoPerfume-wearing dad…
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Dualboot_irl (Art by 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚏𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗)English22·12 days agoThe trick is to have a second EFI partition. One for windows to destroy, and one for linux to enjoy.
Fine: “the alphabet starting with emm”
Well how about that… all this time I thought they were the same character. IIRC, child-me thought it was Wile E’s day job so that he could afford all those ACME products.
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•They can see the policy working...English22·19 days ago
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgto The Onion@midwest.social•Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO BellEnglish0·21 days ago
I’m sure it would be quite rare to fight in a clean-room where such a tactic would be necessary, but not to worry… even in conditions free from dirt and dust, you can still get several hits in by converting your ordinary EDC PocketSand™ into earth-shot.
Plot twist: using magic really burns through the calories!
It might only take the smallest cryptodust to trigger a US reporting requirement.
Could you imagine an artifical mind actually trying to obey these? You can’t even get past #1 without being aware of the infinite number of things you could do cartesian-producted with all the consequential downstream effects of those actions until the end of time.
An emotional-support gun?