So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.

Doddering old rapist pedo showing off his merch. How fucking embarrassing is this…

Imagine being Zelenskyy and having to go ask for assistance from THAT while your people are fighting for their lives…

You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

If he’s a hot twink, then yeah no that’d be fine with me. Perfectly understandable.

TIL there’s lice in the sea…

Cheap and gaudy. Looks like absolute shit.

We’re gonna have to bulldoze the whole fucking building when that shitstain finally leaves office. It’s going to smell so nasty. 🤢

I will hear out Associated and BBC but if it’s in the US? Nah, probably owned by some billionaire parasite shitbag.

When this asshole finally dies or goes to jail (please), we might as well burn the place down and start over. You ain’t ever getting the stench out the walls…