Why would anyone bullpup a lasgun? Does the increase in barrel length make light travel faster? Isn’t this the equivalent of orks painting cars red? :>

Tbh playing Magic the Gathering or Warhammer 40k with random dudes at a hobby store is cheaper and more fun than most traditional dates I’ve been on.

The music was was an absolute banger too

https://youtu.be/APNQghAQlzM

I saw a dog at a Korean barbeque restaurant.

Some asses are so THICC they just collapse into themselves in an explosion of seductive destruction that can be seen light years away

I could not for the life of me get my head into the classic version of subspace. Buuuut Trench Wars was sick AF especially when the server admins set up Zombies! Events on the weekends.

I actually bought the boxed version of the game on 4 separate 3.5" floppies :o

Was in a clearance bin at Toys R Us for like 5 bucks. I remember being so stoked to be able to buy all the different weapons they teased at the end of the shareware episode!

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours:

Loved the Hugo games. The jungle one was probably my favorite up to the point where I needed to find out some trivia question about the name of some person’s dog before the time of Internet.

Def after gorilla

Woah didn’t know about the Android port! Def gonna check it out. Thanks!

You try Tyrian? It was like raptor but dialed up to 11 with different planes and an actual storyline :o

Solar winds blew my mind once I actually figured out all the controls. The universe they built was super cool and I really dug the combat. Can’t count the number of times I got owned by this guy trying to blow him up from the get go.

Save 5 rounds of cash for a death’s head nuke

Shriek “Now tremble before Thor’s Hammer mortals!” to your friends seated around you

Press fire

Accidentally blow yourself up when the wind pushes it back in your direction 🤡