Every theist believes in a detailed fantasy world that would shame the imagination of the average schizophrenic.

Why do you think that is cringe? I wouldn’t have thought so at 14 or at 44

Basically your side believes in 100 kinds of magic and fairy tales, at least in America the majority of self described Christians believe that the earth is less than 10k years old wished into being by what amounts to a prick of a genie and a non trivial minority of these folks believe the Earth is flat.

After spending their life talking to believers who might as well be actual adult Santa worshippers its easy to be both arrogant and a bit confused by the non imaginary part of the holy heirarchy.

Sounds like self inflicted pain. If you absolutely needed the latest why are you simultaneously running debian again?

They can also claim with a straight face that autopilot has a crash rate that is artificially lowered without it being technically a lie in public, in ads, etc

Did you buy a machine that comes with Linux and just turn it on and let it update? Alternatively did you buy something for Windows and act shocked when the wifi card was crap and refuse to buy one that actually works for $20?

Honestly Linux Mint was ready for normal people a decade ago.

There have been no deaths shown to be related to the MMR vaccine in healthy people. Tons of kids will die from measels

Anaphylaxis is typically treatable especially at the Dr most people live even in that incredibly rare event.

There have been no deaths shown to be related to the MMR vaccine in healthy people.

68 AD to 95ad is 27 years why would you count from the start.