Ignotum

Knock knock

Damn i haven’t watered my airfryer once since i got it, poor thing

I had the same experience earlier this week, except they didn’t back up and instead started driving, forcing me to jump back to avoid being run over

Mmm, i love how they pop, it’s like those boba tea things

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

They’ll probably hire Alex Jones, false flag lies is his specialty

No no no

You dump it in some third world country, out of sight out of mind

You forgot bil which means car, so icecream-car-trip

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

I live in europe and i will not be silenced, certain crimes are not just permissible they’re a moral good!

Adobe is evil, if you need their products then pirate it!

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Wages through tips, pension through donations, we’re approaching the employers wet dream, a free workforce