No worries mate. Can be hard to detect tone in text.

Plus I should think a certain type of person will say this seriously.

I was being mildly amusing/tongue in cheek.

Yes. The American version.

I should have been clearer….that was the best pizza I’ve ever had.

It might well be, but for every sarcastic one I promise there’s 10 that will say this seriously.

….from the people that butchered the English language.

Many of them think that the US invented pizza, so…

You’ve got to get past the whole “if it’s not American (Or rather, what they’re used to…) it shit” as well.

When I was a kid my dad took me skiing to Sauze d’Oulx, there was this “hole in the wall” type place that did slices of rectangular pizza on a piece of card…I’ll never eat pizza, or food in general, that tasted like that ever again.

I use this.

We good or not?

He has some fans, but for the most part, no.

Sure that people have been able to pay off a takeaway with Klarna or similar for a while now in the U.K.

I can’t read mate.

It looks silly not cropped.

….and a picture of it not happening proves it did?

Thought that this was a joke originally.

I’m sure Atari is making a comeback…

To be fair you shouldn’t just be buying stocks and shares randomly. But there is loads of easily available info on ETFs.

This what I don’t get, those huge “infotainment” screens are perfectly acceptable, but you can’t answer phone.

In the U.K. it’s criminal damage, not sure what the USA exact term will be, but it won’t be terrorism.

“Think before you drink before you drive me mad.”

Carefully chosen words to make people go “oh, that’s terrible” and side with what Trump is saying.

Only in porn.