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Cake day: November 11th, 2024

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  • Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.


  • Debian: the bookworm (heh), and the one who does everyone’s homework.

    Fedora: the popular rich girl.

    Arch: the insufferable geeky nerd who reminds the teacher about the homework.

    Mint: the new kid.

    ChromeOS: the one who is desperately trying to fit in and be cool.

    Manjaro: the one who vapes in the bathrooms.

    Ubuntu: Tries to be like the bookworm, but reads comics instead of novels.

    Gentoo: the perfectionist who insists on doing every part of the group project.

    LFS: the principal.