But… Teapot!

I guess this will be my way to work tomorrow. First day on the job and I’m so nervous I couldn’t sleep. Tonight I’ll do some of those horrible, horrible drugs.

Ach komm…

Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.

“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”

That would be the first time I’d watch this.

It’s probably more fun when you’re at school, shutting the teacher’s computer down.

I’ve never been a black hat, so I’ll never be a white one. Maybe a white diaper. But I think I’ve missed out, I would be very interested in this stuff, but nah, I’m too old for this shit.

In German it should be Gewinde.

Huh, that’s pretty normal around here. But the German translation of “thread” is wrong. Literally unusable screw, light it on fire immediately.

In my case it was some idiots protesting against vaccination mandates (which aren’t around anymore) and a lot of people giving them hell. That sounded like fun.

I was wondering the same about my city today, because there seem to have been two protests, but I didn’t realize until afterwards. Different county/protests though.

“I might have dropped my bombs prematurely, but it’s not my fault. Some dude at spirit forgot the bolts.”

Any day now…

But… I’d expect THIS magazine facing a sold grasp of happiness in us working class people?

How does it feel not being miserable all the time?

You just want a participation trophy.

So crunchy and juicy.

But I’ve gotten suspicious as well. I check every community before I trust the headline.

Maybe AI stands for “an intern”.

This conversation would lead to me being “sick” for a week.

Jesus Christ, can we please close our airports for American flights?