They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then

In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

I’m not good at reading comprehension.

non-sexual

“You look sexy in that shirt”

I mean…

Speed dating is dumb anyway

Big Chungus is WW2 canon

Can’t. Never played it.

This meme is definitely made by someone who doesn’t have or know kids.

They’re walking smell bombs

I would be surprised if this were still true given the popularity of East Asian television shows these days.

no permanent harm

That’s where you’re wrong, buster 😎

Teenager moment

It’s literally not gaslighting

Interestingly i followed up on the prompt and it was self aware enough to say it was stupid to flag it, but that it was something in its backend flagging “balancing” as the problem prompt

Parental Advisory

Presses back button

You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before

Like most of these “anti-theft” pieces of shit, it only negatively impacts and inconveniences those who don’t steal (or don’t intend to steal). Everyone else is just going to find a way to steal.

Their brains should boycott their lungs

OOP has never had sex. This is proof

We really are a unique animal aren’t we?