It’s ok, my colon doesn’t work very well either.

Same

I’m so selfish for not wanting to end up in a concentration camp. And the rest of the world is now so much better off with Donald Trump at the helm of the biggest military in the world.

Things are definitely better in places like Ukraine and Gaza. The Trump regime has absolutely had their best interests at heart. /S

You store your contact information on the chip. Then, if your pet gets out and someone finds it they can take it to the vet to have the chip read. Then they can contact you and give you your pet back.

You could, of course, have your contact details on their collar. But collars can come off or break. And if you’re worried about privacy, literally anyone can just read the tag on your pet’s collar. Most people aren’t going to have the equipment on hand to read a chip.

High doses of Benadryl can give you a REALLY dissociative high.

Even if for some reason you didn’t want to chip your cat (you should absolutely chip your cats and dogs) it would be trivial to just put a tiny receiver in something that dangles off their collar for the door to communicate with.

Ok yeah. But not voting still enables the fascist. You can still vote for harm reduction, then protest/riot for progress.

hoping it can pay itself off

You mean hoping your tenants can pay it off for you?

I mean, there’s plenty of that out there, if that’s what you want.

Yeah, it attracts people who feel powerless in their own life, so they’re desperate for any amount of power they can hold over someone else.

Garlic sauce is kinda premium, but asking you to pay an extra 50¢ seems petty. But $2 for mustard is fucking insane.

Nah, that’s a real thing. Usually your finishes its final maturing phase around 25-30. Ofcourse your brain is still developing (and deteriorating) for the rest of your life, but at that point it’s much slower.