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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

"Art of the Deal" To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One Day

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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"Art of the Deal" To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One Day — The Shovel
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“Nothing makes you look stronger than saying you’re definitely not going to back down on Monday, and then dramatically backing down on Wednesday"
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  • greenfire@lemmings.world
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    The Art of the Raw Deal by The World’s Biggest Schlemiel!!!

  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    That’s an interesting way to say “manipulate the market for his buddies”

    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I highly doubt Trump is smart enough to do that purposefully.

      • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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        He spent a good amount of the first admin doing exactly that.

  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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    He didn’t even write that book. Illiterate persons usually need someone else to write for them. With due respect to all illiterates out there.

    • ZeroCool@lemmy.caOP
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      Yeah, the funniest part is he’s such a bad negotiator that Tony Schwartz, a ghostwriter, got his name on the cover. That’s basically unheard of.

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      Just like the Bible

  • m3t00🌎@midwest.social
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    reads like a monty pythoin skit

  • Pfeffy@lemmy.world
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    It’s like… Inept people trying to write like the onion. Just because I agree with the sentiment doesn’t make it very good.

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