ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day agoAttorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customersplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkAttorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customersplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square17fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agoTrump and Putin to seek couples counselling after rare public spatplus-squarenewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkTrump and Putin to seek couples counselling after rare public spatplus-squarenewsthump.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square1fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agoPete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recoveryplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkPete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recoveryplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@lemmy.caOPtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter BuiltlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days agoDale Gribble It’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake! linkfedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agoMitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Builtplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkMitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Builtplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoMAGA Conservatives Unite in Outrage After Woman Makes Valid Pointplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkMAGA Conservatives Unite in Outrage After Woman Makes Valid Pointplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square3fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days agoNew Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foodsplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkNew Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foodsplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square5fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agoReport: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shellplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkReport: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shellplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square1fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days agoDemocrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingersplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkDemocrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingersplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square10fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days agoSignal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Militaryplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkSignal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Militaryplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square28fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-210 days agoIncels furious at TV show for accurately depicting incel cultureplus-squarenewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkIncels furious at TV show for accurately depicting incel cultureplus-squarenewsthump.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-210 days agomessage-square147fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoDemocrats Will Continue Relentlessly Doing Nothing if You Just Pitch in $5plus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkDemocrats Will Continue Relentlessly Doing Nothing if You Just Pitch in $5plus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square12fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agoExperts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substituteplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkExperts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substituteplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square10fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to Archaeology@mander.xyzEnglish · 13 days agoEpi and Tongoa: How two cultures diverged after an island-splitting volcanic eruptionplus-squarephys.orgexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkEpi and Tongoa: How two cultures diverged after an island-splitting volcanic eruptionplus-squarephys.orgZeroCool@lemmy.ca to Archaeology@mander.xyzEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agoDOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorismplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkDOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorismplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square28fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agoDepartment of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”plus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkDepartment of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”plus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square23fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agoCanada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travellingplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkCanada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travellingplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square23fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days agoJD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouseplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoTexas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’plus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkTexas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’plus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square5fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoAustralia To Place Tariffs on Imports of American Culture War Bullshitplus-squaretheshovel.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkAustralia To Place Tariffs on Imports of American Culture War Bullshitplus-squaretheshovel.com.auZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square3fedilink
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoConfederate LARPer Loser in Real Life Tooplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkConfederate LARPer Loser in Real Life Tooplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@lemmy.caOPtoThe Onion@midwest.social•"Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regularlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoHeads up: This image was posted by The Beaverton’s social media team but does not appear to have a corresponding article on their website. linkfedilink
Dale GribbleIt’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake!