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Almost ate this one.
Legit had half the onion wedged between my jaws before I remembered to check the community.
My ex owes me literal tens of thousands of dollars in child support. He’s white, I’m not. (I am not Latina, but I am often mistaken for one.) I know it’s satire, but Jesus Christ this was a terrifying thought.
Don’t give the4 fuckwit any ideas.
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Yep, I immediately was like ‘that definitely sounds like something they’d do’.
I agree with everyone here, we have entered the phase again, where Trump’s actions outwit satire by a long shot.
Even though it’s the onion I have a feeling this is true on some level. Probably not so onion-ie
hate the fact i believed this for a second then saw it was the onion. it isn’t that i hated the second of gullibility, i hate that this is realistic enough to warrant immediate belief.
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS, ONION!!
