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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

China admits they drastically underestimated how high Trump could count

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China admits they drastically underestimated how high Trump could count

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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China has admitted they drastically underestimated how high Donald Trump could count after the US president announced new tariffs of 125% against them.
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      This guy counts in tallywhackers!

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