My gut just wants beer right now.

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I’m just gonna learn from you and fart glitter. I’m pretty sure I can lose weight that way…

Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣

Our dog is named Brownie, I’m not in any hurry to taste his batter.

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What ever did happen with the dude that had an artificial replacement penis made on his left arm anyways?

Shit, it looked like it was totally ready for transplant to its final destination, but then COVID lockdown came along and surgery was postponed…

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Vinegar and salt. Cyberdumpsters really don’t like that. It’s 2025, gotta upgrade the techniques for the times.

Fun fact: You can get vinegar and salt off of a food stamp card 👍

And teeth and a nose and all?

Why did you curse my imagination?

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Who is Will, and what did he do?

😂🤣

Some people don’t even have a first penis ☹️

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Awesome question!

I would add a stem cell gland to help with healing injuries and stuff.

You can absolutely add wings!

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As others have mentioned:

Welcome to 24 hour work days…

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Honestly, I have. Not in person though, but on PBS Public Television.

I do not have the parts to experience child birth, but indeed it does not look like a fun experience.

Eh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming.

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LMFAO! Touché salesman!

Pretty much all answers here should be valid, have an upvote 👍

Another thought, it would be nice if our hair didn’t grow like any longer than an inch or so, where people wouldn’t need regular haircuts or complicated hair styles.

I mean sure, ladies wouldn’t be able to grow their hair out as is fairly common these days, but if our hair always stayed relatively short, it would be perfectly normal, and would save us the hassle of going to the barber.

Well now I’m even more interested in pennies…

https://coins.thefuntimesguide.com/valuable-pennies/

US pennies here, after 1982 they have been made out of zinc, only plated with copper. 82 and before were almost 100% pure copper.

Plus they decided to stop stamping new pennies this year, which means 2025 USA pennies are gonna be a bit of a rare find.

Also, 2025 pennies look like shit, barely embossed and it looks like Lincoln’s face is sunk in. Look at the '61 in comparison, very well defined and cleanly embossed.

Try watching Pink Flamingos

If you’ve anything like the audience of the time it came out, you’ll almost certainly turn it off within about 10 to 15 minutes.

But it’ll likely be new to you.

Highly not recommended…

Hah, interesting that you’ve seen that before, cool cool 👍

As crappy as the audio is, honestly it’s still pretty good for when it was made.