You fought in the trenches against the Nazis? You must be over 100 years old!
Edit:
Child: Grandpa, did you serve in the Great War?
Grandpa: No, I experienced much worse, I fought the Nazis on 4chan via chat from the comfort of a $3800 studio apartment in Seattle with my parents trust fund money.
You fought in the trenches against the Nazis? You must be over 100 years old!
Edit:
Child: Grandpa, did you serve in the Great War?
Grandpa: No, I experienced much worse, I fought the Nazis on 4chan via chat from the comfort of a $3800 studio apartment in Seattle with my parents trust fund money.