• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it’s federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

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        Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

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          You can’t start your smartphone addiction too early. That’s why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

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        If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist