Please don’t go near the super secret pipeline full of tasty melted chocolate for Willy Wonka’s factory.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Get bumd.

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it’s federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

That’s just a deformed pretzel

1. Sucked in my gut
2. Sucked on your toes
3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
4. Sucked your cock dry
5. Sucked Zelensky’s minerals

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime…

1. Wasn’t he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. “Took a bullet” is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

It feels weird to date the comic with the date it was recently published on the website rather than the 1987 we see in the Copyright text and can immediately feel in the outdated joke