Nottheonion should also include other satire sites 🤷‍♂️ pretty funny tho, i ate the… Beaver? at first

The onion part is that he has never actually googled it :(

Is the Truth Social thing real?

In a subsequent news conference later, Trump reiterated his message of extraordinarily aggressive trade protectionism, adding “Tariffs… no one knew what they were until today, but thanks to me, now, everybody knows what they are, and that is HUGE.”

Thanks Nostradamus