WASHINGTON D.C. – Using a fresh browser tab on a secure device, sources confirm that US President Donald Trump has, for the first time in his life, done a google search to find out what the word “Tariff” means.
In a subsequent news conference later, Trump reiterated his message of extraordinarily aggressive trade protectionism, adding “Tariffs… no one knew what they were until today, but thanks to me, now, everybody knows what they are, and that is HUGE.”
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