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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Man, that show really went to shit…

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    “I’m very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?”

    “Oh, he fucks”

    “You mean that figuratively? As in, he’s very good at what he does?”

    “…”

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    If a retail worker did that shit they’d get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.

    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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      Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they’d be arrested.

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        Harharhar you’re so funny I’m belly laughing right now.

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    Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.

    • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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      He will tap 'dat four times

      • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        A masterful joke.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      15 seconds?

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        oh look at johnny 20 seconds here

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      6 days ago

      Are you sure

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    TIL Doctor Who fucks.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      it gets bigger on the inside.

      Timelords are canines, confirmed

  • Rymrgand's Daughter @lemmy.world
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    honestly I don’t even care, at least the doctor wasn’t fucking the patient

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series

  • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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    Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

    • viking@infosec.pub
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      Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.

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    LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      … left the patient to have sex with a nurse who was allowed to practise.

      I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients

        yet another way the NHS is superior to us healthcare… damn…

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    Doctor Who left patient…

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    A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.

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      Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it

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      It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.

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        During the sexergy.

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    The nurse will be thankful he’s had more practice.

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