Man, that show really went to shit…
“I’m very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?”
“Oh, he fucks”
“You mean that figuratively? As in, he’s very good at what he does?”
“…”
If a retail worker did that shit they’d get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they’d be arrested.
Harharhar you’re so funny I’m belly laughing right now.
Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
Are you sure
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
honestly I don’t even care, at least the doctor wasn’t fucking the patient
At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.
no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.
LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!
… left the patient to have sex with a nurse who was allowed to practise.
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
yet another way the NHS is superior to us healthcare… damn…
Doctor Who left patient…
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
During the sexergy.
The nurse will be thankful he’s had more practice.