Guinster
Monnness
That’s if you float the green part on top.
THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.
THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication
Three Ns mandatory
I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.
gainan is also a place in south america.
GONSTNESS
I was thinking Boggy Suicide.
Guster
Guinster or nothing.
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know…Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™
I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.
I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.
How do we know you aren’t another bot?! /s
Mee likey!
You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol
Even paint chips taste better than Guinness
They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.
Can you don’t?
Ah, yes, the Irish American…
So trash?
What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…
Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.
It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
Source: former process engineer in a brewery
Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and “dry” texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.
They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.
The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.
Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.
My heart hurts just looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.
Like water.
OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.
I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol
My m’uiness tips fedora
Cursed stout snakebite
We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.
1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.
I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.
The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.
I’d call that a yellow velvet.
Frankensteins monster.
