I used to belive this fella :,(
Just this last week, I had the saddest ass Pizza I’ve ever had. My worldview has been shook, now knowing pizza could actually be that bad.
You probably shouldn’t be eating ass pizzas
Just ass no pizzas
Exactly. Choose a direction and stick to it
Judge not, assh****!
Bad pizza definitely exists. Good pizza is worth feeling like crap afterwards because I just ate 1500 calories of carbs and grease. I’m not gonna feel that way for bad pizza.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
For me, it’s Pad Thai.
Large chunks of fried tofu. Get it Thai hot. Halfway through I’m on my second napkin for my runny nose.
I could eat that every day and never get tired of it.
for me its just tofu itself
just such a Kind Hearted food
it asks nothing
it can be anything
to gently hold a block of tofu is to know peace
i’m really into gra pow fried rice lately. also literally, i’m mid-bowl.
This is not pizza’s fault, but I’m limited in what kind of pizza I can eat because I cannot eat gluten. Unfortunately it seems the gluten free industry is content with those god awful thin crusts, whereas I liked pan crust and deep dish style. So I miss real pizza a lot.
Hey, at least it’s a menu option. I get my hopes up whenever I see pizza places boast their allergy accommodations, only to find out that there’s no dairy-free alternatives except “No cheese”
You know why? Too many people pretend to be gluten intolerant. Now I’m not talking about celiac disease, which actually does permanent damage to your guts if you eat gluten, and I’m assuming you’re afflicted with it, just like half my mother-in-law’s family. I’m not talking about them, I’m talking about the fad dieters.
Not enough people pretend to be lactose intolerant. The opposite, in fact; My lactose-intolerant wife pretends to be able to process lactose just because it tastes so good.When cheese is the most expensive ingredient on a pizza, I don’t feel like I’m getting my money’s worth when I say “No cheese.”
People suffer to have cheese because it’s so good.Apparently they’re willing to deal with crispy cardboard crust to have it.
I wish those Italians from a few centuries ago could read this.
used to know someone who preferred pizza cold. they would buy takeout pizza from dominos or whatever and put it in the fridge to have cold a few hours later
Depends on the pizza for me. Meat on pizza I prefer hot. Veggies/olives pizza (at least takeout pizza) has more flavor to me when it’s cold.
yea ok i think they were vegetarian so its possible
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What about bad pizza? That shit sends me straight into a depression spiral.
Is there really bad pizza though, unless it is spoiled? Even shitty pizza is still kinda okay.
Even the Ninja Turtles knew when to pass on it:
“Do you like…penicillin on your pizza?”
Ever eaten gluten free pizza?
Vegan pizzas can taste downright vile. Had one that used some rubbery cheese substitute with saitan pepperoni and it took all my will to finish the slice. I’m sure vegan food can be good but it’s definitely easy to fuck it up too.
See what happens when Brendan Fraser eats pizza? He used to be healthy & sexy.
As I’ve said for years, there’s nothing sadder than an empty pizza box
One of my favourite pizzas is the ones I had in school breaks/lunch. The base was a bit spongey, the cheese had hardened on top, and it had a sprinkling of herbs.
By all means it is low quality, but whenever I get a cheap pizza slice like it I’m genuinely a bit happier.As great as pizza is, it still makes me feel & look like a fat greasy hag afterwards. Pizza is no unconditional hero.
broccoli on pizza is actually pretty good
I like broccoli, but I tried broccoli on pizza when I was living in New England. I guess it’s popular there. It’s also disgusting. The broccoli flavor is way too overpowering.
Not for me. I think if I ate pizza every time i felt down/sad/depressed I’d start to associate pizza with that feeling and not be able to enjoy pizza anymore when I’m happy
Counter it, by eating pizza every time you’re happy and joyous
i beg to differ. I use pie (not pizza pie) as a “shit i’m having a bad month let’s turn it around” food. i have for decades. unfortunately my patronage alone wasn’t enough to keep the local pie shoppe open so i have to get storebought or travel now (i don’t have energy to bake pie on days that bad). pie continues to make me happier, regardless of the situation.
Tfw you feel this way about pizza but wake up one day in your late 20s and are suddenly lactose intolerant x.x
I’ve not ate dairy cheese in like 8 years and I still love pizza
Hell yeah brother, im glad for you. I’ve yet to find a non-dairy cheese that I personally enjoy. The cashew nut based ones are the only ones that imitate cheese texture very well imo, but I strongly dislike the taste of cashew so those are a non-starter for me
I was a massive cheese love before going non dairy but I’ve never fully understood peoples gripe with non dairy cheese. If any were different I just chalk it up like a different variant of cheese. Dairy cheese come in all different flavours and textures too. Like red leicester vs cheddar vs Gloucester vs wensleydale. All are different, some more so than others. I think trying to find a non dairy cheese to replace a specific kind you liked is always going to be troublesome. Some non dairy cheese don’t help themselves but calling themselves “cheddar style” etc though so they give people that expectation from the bat.
I find for pizzas as long as they’re meltable (which most are nowadays anyway) I can get away with, it’s then just having different flavours depending on which one I’ve got in the fridge on the day. Some times I’ll have a pre-grated “mozzarella”-like or sometimes it’s just a block of tescos own nondescript “cheddar” style cheese.
I think most that I end up feeling are coconut oil based, but that’s just because it seems to be the standard. I sometimes get artisan cashew cheese but that’s more for having on crackers or digestives though.
