miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoPresident Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein fileswww.normalisland.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPresident Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein fileswww.normalisland.co.ukmiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoCan you bite thee onion if the news are, not only plausible but reasonable?
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-210 days agoJust a little bite, as a treat. But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true. I guess “courageously”
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days ago“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoI mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
Can you bite thee onion if the news are, not only plausible but reasonable?
Just a little bite, as a treat.
But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.
I guess “courageously”
“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare