Hey onion… could you make satire again?
I bit into this onion
No, it’s entirely biteable and in fact quite possible. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
Misread courageously as egregiously. Still kinda works.
He is sorta doing that right now by moving the submarines near Russia
Why is this filed under ‘theonion’? Does anyone actually think he wouldn’t start a nuclear war to avoid embarasment, let alone what would happen to him if anything damning came out in those files? I sippose the only unbelivable bit is that he is planning anything, rather than being told what to think.
Is he copying Netanyahu’s work?
“Trump-Epstein files”
I hope the media catches onto this phrase.
Buddy I got bad news for you about Bill Clinton and probably a hell of a lot more people in both parties.
These people don’t seem to realize biden was president for 4 years and could have done something about it for every one of those four years but didn’t, for a reason
LMAO can’t even look at their instance without a login. Fucking libs.
I don’t think we should federate with any instance that isn’t transparent about what their rules and community is for. I am not making an account just to make sure it isn’t a reactionary shithole.
i don’t think we should even federate tbh but it is funny seeing people complain about hexbear
was president for 4 years and could have done something about it for every one of those four years but didn’t, for a reason
Every Democratic presidency in a nutshell.
When reality surpasses fiction
Can you bite thee onion if the news are, not only plausible but reasonable?
Just a little bite, as a treat.
But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.
I guess “courageously”
“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
