Nah, he’s cutting corners in bomb detecting dogs, it’s gonna be a Carrero Blanco 2 electric boogaloo

I thought that we already established that in Magastan “illegal” is only for poor people.

Guys, if you live in Magastan, talk to your doctors, ask them to give you any shot they can of anything that needs a booster over time (or that you miss) and do it ASAP. If a new pandemic from a new virus comes, you’ll be fucked, but at least you won’t be if what you suffer is an epidemic of a fucking preventable disease.

As a Spaniard who comes from a place where that kind of ham is a typical food (like THE typical food), it hurts me to see how they are butchering that ham cutting it that way. I feel personally attacked.

Proton.me is their real url, but is that link taking you to proton.me?

Not much. A series of tweets saying:

he loves hitler

he is a nazi

elon stole his nazi swag

(Yes, all three consecutive).

Then he went and said that he is autistic.

And I wish I was joking but it’s all true

Someone try to convince elmo he can do this, quick!

Then you started adding two nuggets, right?