The anti-corporate side in me finds this pleasing.
It should have some identifier and ingredient list / best before date though. Just to keep the useful info
Contents: beverage
Best by: soon
Contains: stuffTastes: Good
If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
You’ve heard of minimalism, now get ready for nonenism
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As if companies would ever stop putting ads and logos on their products
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This is likely a test can of a new beer they’re working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
Happy cake day. Wash it down with a nice cold can of
Oh, it is! Thanks!
We can always find another counselor…
Verification
Not dystopian enough for that.
I love ____.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I’d say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Don’t worry about _____, let me worry about ______
____? ____?!
You’re not seeing the big picture!
That is in fact a can of
Absolutely nothing!
Stupid! You’re so stupid!
Skippy?
Lol. I searched the comments until I found the Skippy reference. None of these filthy monkeys have any idea of the awesomeness they are missing out on.
I said the same thing!!! Ok at least I’m not alone.
Ooh, that’s my favorite flavor of
Aluminum of course. Come on guys, what else are cans made of?
@Snoopy@jlai.lu ! Would you believe it?!
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world is born on the same day as jlai.lu!Is that so ? Very cool ! Happy birthday to @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world :)
Happy cake day to your instance!
Thank :D
Bisphenol A
…ass
Whoop or regular?
Skippy?
I love this series. Although since I started working from home I haven’t listened. I must pick this up again. Thanks for the reminder! 🙂
I feel like Werner Herzog would have some kind of depressing commentary about this
Your content made me think of this brilliant impersonation of him
