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minus-squaretaxiiiii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-28 days agoikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I’m concerned. Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoIkea isn’t a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths. It makes sure every customer walks past every product. Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
minus-squaretaxiiiii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoi dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.
minus-squaretaxiiiii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 days agoThanks, that was a fun one. Poor dude though.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoThey were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they’re still there to this day.
minus-squarerealitista@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-28 days agoYou’ve got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn’t wish the practice on anyone.
minus-squaretaxiiiii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 days agoTell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?
minus-squarerealitista@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoBuying a house and having kids. Man I spent so much time in that godforsaken place.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoDamn kids these days, thinking they’re invincible and shit and don’t need the IKEA Safety String™ or the IKEA buddy system THIS is what happens when you don’t listen to basic safety lectures
ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I’m concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
Ikea isn’t a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.
It makes sure every customer walks past every product.
Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.
I’ll just leave this here.
Thanks, that was a fun one. Poor dude though.
They were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they’re still there to this day.
You’ve got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn’t wish the practice on anyone.
Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?
Buying a house and having kids. Man I spent so much time in that godforsaken place.
Damn kids these days, thinking they’re invincible and shit and don’t need the IKEA Safety String™ or the IKEA buddy system
THIS is what happens when you don’t listen to basic safety lectures