Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoMy personal herolemmy.worldimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1467arrow-down114
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minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoIkea isn’t a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths. It makes sure every customer walks past every product. Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
minus-squaretaxiiiii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoi dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.
Ikea isn’t a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.
It makes sure every customer walks past every product.
Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.