I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately, as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years. We started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race.

You see, my penis is quite small… It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (4” x 4”). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she was going to tell my cute coworker.

This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile (she usually doesn’t even say anything). I can’t imagine she didn’t get filled in over the weekend. What do you think the chances are she knows about my size?

TL;DR: got my junk waxed by a girl who turns out to be my co-workers best friend. Pretty certain she now knows about my small penis.

  • BombOmOm@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    22 days ago

    This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile

    Your cute coworker is greeting you with a huge smile. Almost no matter the cause, she is brightened by your presence which is something you should default to being a good thing.

    Go have lunch with her and enjoy your day. Don’t stress over stuff you can’t change.

    • JBrady64@lemmy.worldOP
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      22 days ago

      I mean I would think that way if she reacted that way to seeing me every day, but this was totally out of the ordinary. I took it more as smiling because she heard about my run in over the weekend…

      • warbond@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        That’s a self-defeating attitude. Be careful with what you’re looking for, because you’re likely to find it. If you’re looking for reasons that she doesn’t like you, you’re going to find them!

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        22 days ago

        Maybe she got excited thinking about how smooth you were. Either way, I would take it as a positive sign.

      • TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de
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        22 days ago

        More likely that she was smiling because now she knows you know her friend which means you have a shared outside connection.