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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
Against every developer’s advice, management has moved our entire stack to Microsoft Dynamics 365. It took over a year of prep, millions in ISV consulting charges, and it performs like trash. Now management is constantly complaining about outages, Microsoft nickles and dimes us for tens of thousands more than the estimates, and they are constantly jerking us around to half-baked tech by removing support for anything that actually works. “Want data out of F&O? We’re killing everything except Synapse Link. You spent months migrating yet it drops data? That’s not surprising since we fired everyone working on it. You should be on Fabric! No, that’s not finished either, but we need to test it on someone!”
I’m very bitter.
My company is making exactly the same mistake right now. I simply can’t understand how a European company can still make itself so dependent on Microsoft at this point. We Devs have raised the issue to our bosses, but there are still a lot of old MS fanboys around. Some people have to learn it the hard way.
I’ll tell you how. My company has been moving to solutions developed and/or hosted in EU for privacy reasons, but at the same time continue to go deeper and deeper into M$ ecosystem because the management believes XYZ product sounds cool and/or works better than the alternatives we’re using. I’m just waiting for this circus to fall apart.
What the fuck does Dynamics do? Is it some kind of shitty database?
I wish! It’s more of a loose collection of random business softwares in various states of abandonment. D365 CE is a platform for Sales teams to organize and track leads, quotes, contracts, etc. D365 BC is an ERP platform born out of the ashes of NAV, the core of which Microsoft bought decades ago. D365 F&O, D365 S&M, and others are various flavors of AX, another ERP platform Microsoft bought over a decade ago. They are direct competitors to D365 BC for some reason. None of these softwares can communicate directly with each other, and none allow direct access to the Azure SQL. Occasionally Microsoft will throw a bone towards integration stuff like DualWrite or Synapse or Fabric, but they can never seem to commit and eventually abandon those too.
I would actually be much happier if it was just crummy databases instead of an archipelago of rotting digital islands.
D365 CE is a platform for Sales teams to organize and track leads, quotes, contracts, etc.
Huh, I would have thought “CE” stood for “compact edition” like it did for Windows CE back in the day. Which was unironically called “WinCE” by Microsoft.
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Because Microsoft knows if it can sell the product to your manager, that’s all that really matters
Synapse link is a pain too if you’re doing everything with as much private networking as possible. Actual setup is quick, but you need a windows machine for the PowerShell libraries needed for the dynamics side of the link, and if you’re just added as a guest to a client tenant, the cmdlets won’t let you login on their tenant, always uses the default tenant as far as I recall and there’s no tenant flag. I’ve set it up a handful of times and once it’s up it works really well, just an annoyance sometimes getting there. Think doing it through event hub has some similar irritations too.
I’ve not had the pain of dealing with fabric extensively, most of the engineers and data scientists I work with hate working with it, everything seems like a halfbaked implementation of stuff in synapse, adf and Power BI premium but somehow worse, and their documentation is increasingly unhelpful.
Fun fact, making extensions for this requires you to learn a new language called X++ that is based on .net framework 4.7. Development is done only on azure-hosted VMs that contain the application code and sql server and web host and visual studio with the special X++ build tools, all on one host that runs like shit at your expense.
X++
I searched it up so you don’t have to (it’s surprisingly hard to find example code for, the first one I found was literally a screenshot on a Microsoft blogpost.)
You really couldn’t just use C# for this Microsoft? REALLY???
You really couldn’t just use C# for this Microsoft? REALLY???
no. how else would a middle manager pad his CV with “lead the development of an important new programming language used by millions of customers”?
How funny. I worked with Dynamics CRM years ago and we did use C#. What the actual fuck are they doing now…
Wait, this isn’t satire?
Sadly not.
No. No. No. No. No MS. No!
This sounds like something a programmer would come up with as a joke, but because it’s Microsoft, I believe you.
I just went through that for a while and saw nothing that doesn’t look exactly like C#. If it’s based around .NET and looks exactly like C#, why the fuck not just use C#?
As somebody who first started coding BASIC on an Apple IIe in 1981, I am just so tired of new languages. They all do basically the same shit and there’s just no real point to any of them.
I think I just suffered a mild stroke reading this.
That doesn’t sound like any fun at all!
X++? What happened to AL?
Couldn’t tell you, I don’t know what AL is. Dynamics is actually a bunch of different enterprise apps loosely lashed together with twine, so X++ might only be for Finance & Operations.
Fuck everything about this.
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What the fuck is even that?
You don’t want to know.
If you really want to know
Microsoft Dynamics 365 is an integrated suite of enterprise resource planning (ERP) and customer relationship management (CRM) applications offered by Microsoft. -Wikipedia
Sadly not even the worst I’ve ever used as an end-user
Workday?
Qlikview
The entire summary on Wikipedia is sales guy bullshit. It’s barely comprehensible.
allowing businesses to streamline their operations, improve customer engagement, and make data-driven decisions. The platform is highly customizable, enabling organizations to tailor it to their specific needs and industry requirements. Dynamics 365 is designed to help businesses unify their processes, gain insights into their operations, and foster better relationships with customers.
Bruh you dropped this: synergize
I understand what they’re saying but I still don’t know what it means.
I don’t know what app you’re using, but that spoiler tag isn’t part of the spec.
Right, thank you for pointing it out!
I was using Eternity, but it seems to be no longer maintained, so I’m currently trying out some other alternatives.
Anyway, the comment should now be fixed.
D365 ain’t really even that bad. It is just model driven power platform app. It is actually quite expandable, you can code it with plain javascript or more complex components on React. Backend is OData which is quite flexible.
Old Dynamics AX and onprem CRM were shit shows.
What in the holy fucking late capitalistic non sense is this?
I was going through azure web app services, who the f names this things.
Automatic scaling and autoscale are two different things. WTF.
Microsoft always has 20 variants of the same name for maximal confusion. It’s deep in their culture.
This is SO true!
Razor pages extension? .cshtml Blazor component? .razor
Also true the other way around, things that sound like the same but are actually different:
.NET Core, .NET Framework, .NET Standard, .NET
Bonus points for Microsoft also often using the term “framework” for labeling .NET (Core). And then there of course also is ASP.NET because of course.
Just great.
How else are they going to get you to buy a support contract. If it was easy, you wouldn’t need it.
Atleast it’s not as terrible as SAP, although I hate browser-based ERPs as well
Satan’s Accounting Program
My university recently switched most of the student enrollment and stuff to SAP, even though they had a very nice system that was launched only a couple of years prior. SAP is so awful, my god. Apparently the switch was mandated by the government or some crap like that. I’m honestly baffled.
The advantage browser-based ones have is it’s generally easy to copy/paste any text you need. I used one that ran as its own desktop software and made many of the key text fields uneditable, instead of letting you copy text from them but refusing to save any changes to those fields that must not change. Want to grab the order number for this customer? Too bad! Type it yourself or export it to PDF and copy it from there! I was so happy when I discovered a little program that lets you copy any text on the screen by effectively taking a screenshot, running OCR on the screenshot, and putting the output onto your clipboard. Still took more effort than simply right-clicking the text and hitting copy, though, or double-clicking and hitting Ctrl-C.
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Normalized objects for microsoft compatibility is how I understood it but it’s been a while.
Is it just me or does the third panel person pointing slightly look like an alligator
With a mustache
I have used 3 different ERPs and every one is worse than the other. I am almost curious enough to try dynamics to see what kind of flavor of ERP BS has Microsoft managed to produce
WTAFF is that supposed to be anyway?