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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Jesus@lemmy.world
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    The human body has 7 holes

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      a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.

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        No, in topology those are pretty much just indents (I.E irrelevant)

        For a hole to be considered a hole, it has to go through an object.

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          see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.

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          Wait… do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with… four openings?

          ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I’m getting choked but my mouth is open and I’m trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn’t stuffed up?

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          Ponders a klein vagina…

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          Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don’t bring topology into this. I’ll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.

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            Wait, do you consider cups to be portable holes for liquids?

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              If you don’t see the difference between a cup and a plate because they’re the same topologically then I’m gonna use them interchangeably around you.

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                You will need to put a handle under the plate.
                Then I’m fine.

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      50 cent had 12 briefly.

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        Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.

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          I don’t follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can’t fuck them…

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            since you can’t fuck them.

            As opposed to the bullet holes then?

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              Exactly! You’re getting it now.

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            That’s quitter talk.

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      Fewer when part of a human centipede.

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        I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn’t reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

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        When do I get to shit in anybody’s mouth‽

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      Everyone’s?

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      I’m really curious how you got that number? I guess eye sockets aren’t counted, as topologically with how many of the tubes connect, it’s probably something weird.

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        4 lacrimal ducts, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth and 1 anus = 8 interconnected holes. Subtract 1 (because a proper donut hole needs both an entrance and an exit) and you get 7.

        I guess it could be argued that women have an extra hole, as there is a passage through each fallopian tube into the pelvic cavity.

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        Mouth/anus is just one hole since humans are doughnut shaped.

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          So we are really just a big cup?

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            donut != cup

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              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mug_and_Torus_morph.gif

              In topography a donut and a cup are equivalent shapes.

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                cup != mug

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                  You were making me doubting my english for a moment there. But no, a quick google search confirmed that a cup, like in a cup of coffee, is totally valid for my statement.

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