unicron the planet eater.
Narwhals:
Narwhals have a tusk that is an overgrown tooth. Not very unicorn-like imo
You’re right, I should have known to differentiate the well-characterized biologies of both narwhals and unicorns.
Unicron?
ARBLUS, LOOK!
Oh shit! What are we gonna do now?!
Clown ass move picking the Marlin rather than a Narwhal
Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean.
Causing a commotion.
'Cos they are so awesome!With thanks to Weebl’s Stuff
Why, yes, my pop culture references are right up to date, thanks for noticing.
Weebl is forever. I will die on this hill.
They’re like an underwater unicorn
With a kickass facial horn
unicorn literally means one horn how dare you mock this institution with your duocorn rhinoceros
Isn’t that a bicorn ?
No, this is a bicorn
Bring back Lemmy silver, this one right here
It’s actually diceros bicornis, which means “two horned two-horner”.
Pfft, unicorn. I once saw a cow. Two horns! Double unicorn!!
And the all encompassing Uni-verse.
I would’ve gone for a heron instead of the pelican but I am ok with the pelican
Unicron Ŏ
Clean white sheets
