“Awww, but they’re cute”
No, they’re feral rodents with a permanent inclination towards violence dressed up as dogs
“Awww, but they’re cute”
No, they’re feral rodents with a permanent inclination towards violence dressed up as dogs
Ah yes, the average Michelin childhood
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
Imagine replacing the inside of your eyelids with sandpaper. That’s what conjunctivitis feels like
1st Jan onwards: fat
Ah yes, because the eastern front never happened