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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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New Reality Show That Sees Immigrants Compete for Citizenship Being Developed by Trump Admin
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is developing a reality TV series where immigrants will compete for a chance to earn U.S. citizenship.
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    This is like a really shitty version of The Running Man.

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    Removed by mod

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    We deserve Trump. He truly represents us.

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    The odds of Mr. Beast being the ringleader for this particular circus is high.

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    FOREIGNERS OUT! SCHLINGENSIEFS CONTAINER

    Satirising reality TV shows, “Big Brother” especially, a dozen asylum seekers were surveilled by a multitude of cameras, could be fed and watched by passer-by’s and two were thrown out of the country through web-voting. The way fascism looks in the 21st century: Bright. Sensational. Interactive. Funny - and frightening.

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    God damn… I consider myself quite the imaginative and creative person. But props to these people - if they applied all this creativity and effort for good instead of evil, we’d already be living in an utopia, there wouldn’t be hunger or poverty in the world, I dare say. Instead we’re gliding down into dystopia.

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    This article sounds like bs.

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      “According to the Daily Mail…”

      My bs senses are tingling on this one, too. I think I’ll be watching for confirmation from elsewhere before I give this much energy.

      Edit: it’s insane that it’s even remotely believable, though. And it is believable. Like, easily believable.

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        those five words from an unknown third-party source should be enough to raise flags, i hope…

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          The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source. They are the most awful British tabloid. I give them negative trust.

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            The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source.

            lol ‘nit’ indeed :P

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    Rename country to Panem?

    I mean, this is a clownshow, might as well go full Bread and Circus.

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    I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.

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    Star wars join the rebellion

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      The more I watch Andor, the more I feel like a need a gun.

      Coincidence, really.

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    That’s all they really know anyways, reality TV. Bit of a misnomer really.

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    sigh

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    I have the outline of a plot where Kristi Noem gets spit roasted by Mike Lee and Mike Johnson.

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      Does she die at the end? Can season 2 be MTG?

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      You mean like… Over a fire?

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    May the odds be ever in your favor…

    What the actual…

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    These are fucking awful times.

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      Have higher standards.

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